{"id":14124,"date":"2022-01-31T22:56:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T21:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/?p=11361"},"modified":"2022-01-31T22:56:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T21:56:00","slug":"mon-hugo-rigolo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/?p=14124","title":{"rendered":"Mon Hugo rigolo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Entendu r\u00e9cemment :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Maman toi t\u2019as pas de zizi \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab C\u2019est un truc de fou \u00bb, \u00ab j\u2019en peux plus \u00bb&#8230;. oui oui il dit vraiment \u00e7a&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Maman, papa il a des \u00e9paules pour me porter \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Il y a une mouche parce que je cris \u00bb (au lieu de : je cris parce qu\u2019il y a une mouche)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Armand il a des belles cheveux \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab J\u2019ai mal au dos, j\u2019ai besoin de boire \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab J\u2019ai besoin de me reposer \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Maman c\u2019est ma biche ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Mon b\u00e9b\u00e9 maman\/mon b\u00e9b\u00e9 papa \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab \u00c7a va mon b\u00e9b\u00e9 d\u2019amour ? \u00bb (\u00e0 Armand)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Mon papa, mon maman, mon Armand \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et puis, il ajoute tout le temps \u00ab en plus \u00bb, \u00ab quand m\u00eame \u00bb ou \u00ab par contre \u00bb \u00e0 la fin de ses phrases, de fa\u00e7on totalement al\u00e9atoire \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Tu me donnes la main, \u00e7a fait du bien en plus \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il y a beaucoup de choses qui se passent dans cette petite t\u00eate !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"11360\" src=\"https:\/\/petitmagellan.files.wordpress.com\/2022\/01\/img_9140.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11360\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Entendu r\u00e9cemment : \u00ab Maman toi t\u2019as pas de zizi \u00bb \u00ab C\u2019est un truc de fou \u00bb, \u00ab j\u2019en peux plus \u00bb&#8230;. oui oui il dit vraiment \u00e7a&#8230; \u00ab Maman, papa il a des \u00e9paules pour me porter \u00bb \u00ab Il y a une mouche parce que je cris \u00bb (au lieu de : &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/?p=14124\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Mon Hugo rigolo&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petitmagellan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}